Wednesday, August 24, 2016

What Did or Did Not Happen, Including Thoughts and Blowguns

No time to waste. Let's jump right into an article ranking 26 Star Trek ships by their power. At the bottom is the SS Botany Bay, where Khan and his crew were confined. Next, at 25, is Deep Space Nine. At 23 is the USS Excelsior, the first ship to feature a transwarp drive. Whoo hoo, right? The original USS Enterprise comes in at #17. At #1 is a ship introduced in one of the movies.













Many people take online tests to see if they are a cat person or a dog person. Or maybe you wonder if you are a mover or a shaker. Would you say you are more of a waffle person or a pancake person? I found an article to help you with this last question. He makes the case that waffles are superior in every way.

Then again, maybe this photo from the Nailed It file influenced his decision.

















I do still have examples of the man who inserts himself into stock photos. First, check out this man with his hand massaging his neck.
















But then, look at the clever way he inserted himself.
















And today's funny pic. Well, maybe not so funny if it is your car.



















Let's tell a story. It doesn't matter if it is true or not (it isn't). It doesn't matter if the things said or thought in real life mimic what I say happened (they didn't). So, we are sitting in Mountain Village when one of the family notices a status of a miner about to swing his hammer. Let's say it scares her that he might accidentally hit her with the hammer. "I know that it's a statue, but it makes me think of what could happen in real life if that hammer hit me."















Whether irrational or not, those types of fears are real. However, this man finds it funny. "Crazy lady. it's a statue."






















Luckily, nothing untoward happened, but the woman can help but tell her friends and family about the miner and shows us how big that hammer was. "It was, like, this big."















Time is up for fanciful creativity. It's time to get down and dirty, although not as far down nor as dirty as that miner. It's Hump Day, people. Let's get through it to the downhill side of this week.

1 comment:

Keith said...

More creative stories! Please! Thanks for the fun.